乌龟
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."        树林深处，一只小乌龟在慢慢地爬树。它爬呀爬，好不容易爬到树梢，舞扎前腿望空一跳，重重地摔到地面。（好在有壳，它只是摔昏了。）它醒来，又开始慢慢爬树，然后又跳，又摔昏，再爬，再跳，再摔昏……对面树杈坐着一对鸟儿默默地看着它试了又试，心疼得不得了。最后，母鸟看不下去了，它掉头对公鸟说："亲爱的，我看是时候告诉咱娃说它是抱养的了。"

鱼
Teacher: Martin, put some more water in the fish tank. Martin: But, Sir, they haven't drunk the water I gave them yesterday. 老师：马丁，给鱼缸加点水。
马丁：老师，我昨天加的水它们都还没喝完呢。

沙井盖
"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to it on my record-player!' " 法官：你有什么理由指控这个人喝醉酒？
巡警：大人，我看见这人揭开沙井盖，拿着走了一段。我问他为什么要拿，他说要拿回家放到唱机上听一听。

谁的狗？
A highly timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"

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